Thursday, 3 July 2014

Hot Dogs on the Brain

Dylan: When does a hotdog need to have a poo?
Me: I don't know, when does a hotdog need to have a poo?
Dylan: 10 o'clock!

(pause)

Dylan: When does a hotdog have a nightmare?
Me: I don't know, when does a hotdog have a nightmare?
Dylan: Midnight!

(pause)

Dylan: When does an animal cross the road?
Me: I don't know, when does an animal cross the road?
Dylan: When there are no cars coming...(pause)... and there's a hotdog on the other side!

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