Look Who's Talking Too...

Straight after washing my hair, my wrapped towel fell off my head.

Daddy: Aw, look, doesn't mummy look like a little puppy?
Betty: No! Mummy scarecrow!

Hot Dogs on the Brain

Dylan: When does a hotdog need to have a poo?
Me: I don't know, when does a hotdog need to have a poo?
Dylan: 10 o'clock!

(pause)

Dylan: When does a hotdog have a nightmare?
Me: I don't know, when does a hotdog have a nightmare?
Dylan: Midnight!

(pause)

Dylan: When does an animal cross the road?
Me: I don't know, when does an animal cross the road?
Dylan: When there are no cars coming...(pause)... and there's a hotdog on the other side!